I am just carbon and bad timing.
Neil Hilborn (via thejennyuine)

(Source: the-absentminded)

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You have
galaxies inside your head.
Stop letting people
tell you
you cannot shine.
"For all those self doubters, take note" - e.m.f.p (via cudah)

(Source: cudah)

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami)

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You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
Daniel Franzese (via wordsnquotes)

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Anonymous said: would you mind describing your first time?

thehomosexuallyfrustrated:

Theres really not much to describe it was kinda a let down. Nothing was wrong with the sex. I was the top. I fucked this guy way older than me but idk I always expected to feel different after my first time and I didn’t. It just wasn’t special in anyway and its my biggest regret

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ruthlessbaderginsburg:

When he farts while you’re rimming him.

ruthlessbaderginsburg:

When he farts while you’re rimming him.

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victhotria:

addictly:

Brittany Murphy Uptown Girls (2003)

コンチャ☆

victhotria:

addictly:

Brittany Murphy
Uptown Girls (2003)

コンチャ☆

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